[Right Said Fred]

I am God and in case any of you miserable mortals are thinking of starting a thread denying my existence you will be smitten down and plague and pestilence visited upon your family. I trust that is clear.

Our Fred seems to think you're a cunt.

He won't say that to my omnipresent face.

He will after he gets his hair done.

They took too much off the top.

[VAMPIRA PANDER]

HI GUYS, I'M VAMPIRA PANDER AND I'VE GOT SOME SHIT TO DEAL WITH HERE.

[Starsky-Jalfrezi]

Let's be having you then.

[VAMPIRA PANDER]

Let's be having you then.

FUCK OFF YOU LESBIAN! I ONLY GO WITH MEN, REAL MEN LIKE MY MAN. YOU SOUND LIKE THE TYPE WHO GOES ROUND POSTING VILE LIES ABOUT MY MAN, BUT I AM STRONGER NOW AND I WONT HAVE CUNTS LIKE YOU TRYING IT ON WITH ME. I SUPPOSE YOU ARE A BIG FAN OF THAT BRIX COW TOO. ILL HAVE HER BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK YOU OLD DYKE.

[Brownies98]

Well, this is a cosy little group int'it.
If anyone sees knob 'wobble' tell him im on the hunt.
I owe him one.

[dannynomates]

Well, this is a cosy little group int'it.
If anyone sees knob 'wobble' tell him im on the hunt.
I owe him one.

Welcome to my forum Brownies98, I trust you will enjoy your time here and post more. I do not know who "knob wobble" is, please elaborate.

Dan

[Brownies98]

That Jah wobble geezer.
Tried to set me on fire in dee 80's
At least Smiffy only fined a fiver.

[dannynomates]

I see Brownies98, and I can understand your predicament, indeed I too would want to seek out the wretch. However I'm pretty certain he's not here, stick around though of course, I shall attempt to locate his whereabouts as I'm very good at all manner of mystery solving.

Dan

[Greasy Roads]

That Jah wobble geezer.
Tried to set me on fire in dee 80's
At least Smiffy only fined a fiver.

How and why did he try and set you on fire?

[Brownies98]

How !
With lighter fuel.
Why ?
Ask him !
(Couldnt handle the gear I think)

[Greasy Roads]

How !
With lighter fuel.
Why ?
Ask him !
(Couldnt handle the gear I think)

I think that this has stayed with you for a long time.

[Brownies98]

Well I aint done much since have I cock ?

[The KLF]

We're back again, they never kicked us out!

The KLF join The Fallen!

The North Will Rise Again!



Burn the bastards!

[FlowerCake]

When's the next album for fuck's sakes.

I say keep them on probation till they get their lazy arses in the studio.

BTW, hi Jim, remember Wendy's?

[dannynomates]

When's the next album for fuck's sakes.

The same place as your question mark presumably.

Dan

[apostrophy]

Howdy folks.

I'm apostrophy, I'm a 79 year old former National Park Ranger currently residing in North Carolina way back in the hills. I'm a big Fall fan, but was mightily upset when our great benefactor MES passed on. I like the look of your little forum here and hope to share some tales. It's a balmy evening here and I'm rockin' on my balcony to some Thelonious Monk.

[Greasy Roads]

Howdy folks.

I'm apostrophy, I'm a 79 year old former National Park Ranger currently residing in North Carolina way back in the hills. I'm a big Fall fan, but was mightily upset when our great benefactor MES passed on. I like the look of your little forum here and hope to share some tales. It's a balmy evening here and I'm rockin' on my balcony to some Thelonious Monk.

Hi and welcome apostrophy. You sound like the sort of guy White Lightning was written about. In a good way.

[apostrophy]

Howdy folks.

I'm apostrophy, I'm a 79 year old former National Park Ranger currently residing in North Carolina way back in the hills. I'm a big Fall fan, but was mightily upset when our great benefactor MES passed on. I like the look of your little forum here and hope to share some tales. It's a balmy evening here and I'm rockin' on my balcony to some Thelonious Monk.

Hi and welcome apostrophy. You sound like the sort of guy White Lightning was written about. In a good way.

Thanks Greasy Roads, The Big Bopper was a huge influence on my listening pleasure back in the Appalachians all those years ago, and of course the mighty Fall covered his song wonderfully.

[Peter de Meteor]

Me again.

[Phil-ah]

Me again.

Are you related to Peter de Meat Eater?