[routemaster]

Update please.

The fucking thing goes home later today hopefully.

I've a good mind to bill RM Jnr for the cost of the repairs.

I should trash the carpet as well in that case.

True, it has seen better days. Where's that fucking cat when you need it?

[Greasy Roads]

Update please.

The fucking thing goes home later today hopefully.

I've a good mind to bill RM Jnr for the cost of the repairs.

I should trash the carpet as well in that case.

True, it has seen better days

When was that, the 1950s?

[routemaster]

Update please.

The fucking thing goes home later today hopefully.

I've a good mind to bill RM Jnr for the cost of the repairs.

I should trash the carpet as well in that case.

True, it has seen better days

When was that, the 1950s?

Oh do fuck off.

[routemaster]

"Fuck you, I'm staying another night."

[Greasy Roads]

Update please.

The fucking thing goes home later today hopefully.

I've a good mind to bill RM Jnr for the cost of the repairs.

I should trash the carpet as well in that case.

True, it has seen better days

When was that, the 1950s?

Oh do fuck off.

What's the excess on your contents insurance?

[routemaster]

Update please.

The fucking thing goes home later today hopefully.

I've a good mind to bill RM Jnr for the cost of the repairs.

I should trash the carpet as well in that case.

True, it has seen better days

When was that, the 1950s?

Oh do fuck off.

What's the excess on your contents insurance?

You're obsessed with my staircase, it's a mess I'll hold my hands up. Mrs RM says we'll decorate in the Spring, that's fine by me.

"Contents insurance"?

[Mushshrooms]

That appears to be an electric lead running up the stairs along the top of the skirting board.
If so, a highly illegal practice.

[Greasy Roads]

That appears to be an electric lead running up the stairs along the top of the skirting board.
If so, a highly illegal practice.

Having a carpet and curtains that colour should be illegal. You're off for a couple of weeks RM, for God's sake re-decorate now.

[routemaster]

That appears to be an electric lead running up the stairs along the top of the skirting board.
If so, a highly illegal practice.

Having a carpet and curtains that colour should be illegal. You're off for a couple of weeks RM, for God's sake re-decorate now.

FFS.

It's not an electric cable, it's an internet cable running to RM Jnr's room.

As already stated, Mrs RM has suggested redecorating in the Spring, and I am not about to argue with that. The curtains are her choice not mine. The carpet is shit I agree, but I'm a lowly bus driver who will more than likely be on strike soon over piss poor pay offers - being as I'm already handing over half my pittance to old cunts who fritter it away on trips by train to the V&A down in London, there's little likelihood of said carpet being replaced anytime soon.

[Greasy Roads]

That appears to be an electric lead running up the stairs along the top of the skirting board.
If so, a highly illegal practice.

Having a carpet and curtains that colour should be illegal. You're off for a couple of weeks RM, for God's sake re-decorate now.

FFS.

It's not an electric cable, it's an internet cable running to RM Jnr's room.

As already stated, Mrs RM has suggested redecorating in the Spring, and I am not about to argue with that. The curtains are her choice not mine. The carpet is shit I agree, but I'm a lowly bus driver who will more than likely be on strike soon over piss poor pay offers - being as I'm already handing over half my pittance to old cunts who fritter it away on trips by train to the V&A down in London, there's little likelihood of said carpet being replaced anytime soon.

If you're on strike soon you'll have time to redecorate, won't you? You'll also have time to re-route that network cable out of sight.

[routemaster]

That appears to be an electric lead running up the stairs along the top of the skirting board.
If so, a highly illegal practice.

Having a carpet and curtains that colour should be illegal. You're off for a couple of weeks RM, for God's sake re-decorate now.

FFS.

It's not an electric cable, it's an internet cable running to RM Jnr's room.

As already stated, Mrs RM has suggested redecorating in the Spring, and I am not about to argue with that. The curtains are her choice not mine. The carpet is shit I agree, but I'm a lowly bus driver who will more than likely be on strike soon over piss poor pay offers - being as I'm already handing over half my pittance to old cunts who fritter it away on trips by train to the V&A down in London, there's little likelihood of said carpet being replaced anytime soon.

If you're on strike soon you'll have time to redecorate, won't you? You'll also have time to re-route that network cable out of sight.

My duty will be in the pub on the picket line.

[jihadkelly]

Here's Mustafa Shi'ite, my faithful Saluki.

[Greasy Roads]

George thought he'd earned his breakfast this morning.

[Treekut]

My sisters decided a dog would be nice ±1975.

[Greasy Roads]

George enjoying the football highlights.

[Right Said Fred]

There is a large cream coloured rabbit that, for some days has appeared in the field opposite. It must be a pet that has escaped or been released. We have placed a bowl of freshly cut carrots near the hedge where he or she emerges. If we can coax him/her to us we have delicious looking rabbit confit recipe I'd like to try. Morrissey doesn't know what he's missing, the cunt.

[routemaster]

Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

[Greasy Roads]

Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

[routemaster]

Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

She (Millie) doesn't care for San Mig, so that idea would be ridiculous.

[Greasy Roads]

Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

She (Millie) doesn't care for San Mig, so that idea would be ridiculous.

You've tried her on it then?