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Post #1461 - 07 Aug 2020, 22:01

Sonofsmegma » Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:19 pm wrote:I did say it was doom and gloom.

And if the FT are saying it, it might be right. :D

Doesn't affect me, dad's :wanker2: house is big and mum is gone for the most part after the last time she chucked a vodka bottle at him, so I'm home free. :)

Jolly good.

Mrs RM has been applying for jobs today as she doesn't think her travel agent office will re-open. :mellow:
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Post #1462 - 13 Aug 2020, 19:00

Fat fucks who can't stand the heat and complain about it. And they stink. :X

Stop stuffing your faces and moaning about the sun that we who are not obese have been enjoying the past few days.
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Post #1463 - 16 Aug 2020, 09:15

Took me almost half an hour to find a photo with a link that works to post here, once again :grrr:

Most photos online you can't do that now. Cunts! :angry:

Unless you fuck around downloading it to your phone, uploading on some crap fly by night photo sharing site then get a link. :wanker2: Or pay to join Alamy or Pintofjizzerest for the simple act of trying to post a pic on the net. I even tried a more specific search, adding 'free photo to share' before I finally got a pic with a link, that wasn't a mile long, and fucking worked.

The internet is run by twats. :wanker2:
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Post #1464 - 16 Aug 2020, 10:07

Sonofsmegma » Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:15 am wrote:Took me almost half an hour to find a photo with a link that works to post here, once again :grrr:

Most photos online you can't do that now. Cunts! :angry:

Unless you fuck around downloading it to your phone, uploading on some crap fly by night photo sharing site then get a link. :wanker2: Or pay to join Alamy or Pintofjizzerest for the simple act of trying to post a pic on the net. I even tried a more specific search, adding 'free photo to share' before I finally got a pic with a link, that wasn't a mile long, and fucking worked.

The internet is run by twats. :wanker2:

No one else complains of these things, thus I can only assume it is your internet ability at fault.

Sonofsmegma warned for excessive profanity.

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Post #1465 - 16 Aug 2020, 10:34

:wanker2: :

I'm sure Happy Jack had problems posting images here too, Danny

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Post #1466 - 16 Aug 2020, 13:32

Sonofsmegma » Today, 09:34 wrote::wanker2: :

I'm sure Happy Jack had problems posting images here too, Danny

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Yes i did.imgbb On my phone it uploads 79% and stops asking me to upgrade. However on my tablet it does the trick.

Robbing bastards.
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Post #1467 - 16 Aug 2020, 16:33

I will pick up my potatoes from my allotment and eat one.
It is the Sabbath and according to my 93 year old mother I cannot do any work.

This encapsulates my childhood. :grrr:

Fuck her. I am going to get a potato.
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Post #1468 - 16 Aug 2020, 17:14

Here's hoping it'll be a good potato! If the one who bore you shoves in her oar about you doing work on the Sabbath, just tell her you've joined the reformed branch of the sect - the Potatoes on Sunday branch. :)
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Post #1469 - 16 Aug 2020, 20:47

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:14 pm wrote:Here's hoping it'll be a good potato! If the one who bore you shoves in her oar about you doing work on the Sabbath, just tell her you've joined the reformed branch of the sect - the Potatoes on Sunday branch. :)

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Post #1470 - 17 Aug 2020, 16:44

Seems that the humble spud is not as daft as we thought.

'Who hath put wisdom in the inward parts? Or who hath given understanding to the Rooster?'
Job 38 v 36

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Post #1471 - 17 Aug 2020, 16:55

I think it's the book of Jonah that has a cryptic passage(s?) about gourds.
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Post #1472 - 17 Aug 2020, 17:05

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » 5 minutes ago wrote:I think it's the book of Jonah that has a cryptic passage(s?) about gourds.


The plant (gourd) grew rapidly and gave Jonah shade from the sun. I cannot see any potato variety doing that, but with The Almighty all things are possible of course. :huh:
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Post #1473 - 17 Aug 2020, 17:23

Thank you - or Bless you (rather) - for that citation of the huge gourd in Jonah. :)
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Post #1474 - 17 Aug 2020, 17:29

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » 5 minutes ago wrote:Thank you - or Bless you (rather) - for that citation of the huge gourd in Jonah. :)


Thank you. :huh:

Hold on..are you of the reformed Protestant faith, or are you a left-footer? :D
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Post #1475 - 17 Aug 2020, 19:55

BOQ

Arch Bishop Mick Trotsky is the head of the Church of BOQ and I, like the many other church officers, am a Bishop. I also retain a presence on the SJ because of the retirement and medical benefits; but, I am BOQ.
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Post #1476 - 17 Aug 2020, 20:14

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » 16 minutes ago wrote:BOQ

Arch Bishop Mick Trotsky is the head of the Church of BOQ and I, like the many other church officers, am a Bishop. I also retain a presence on the SJ because of the retirement and medical benefits; but, I am BOQ.


Clear as mud.
Are you a fenian bastard or not?

Fuck the Pope. :finger:
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Post #1477 - 18 Aug 2020, 11:27



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Post #1478 - 18 Aug 2020, 12:08

Sonofsmegma » Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:27 am wrote:

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You silly cunt. Do you do nothing but surf Twatter all day? :angry:
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Post #1479 - 18 Aug 2020, 12:12

No.

But a Cock-Toes pic appeared in my feed.

I'd didn't like it. So I registered my disapproval here as it seemed appropriate.

As it would annoy you. :wanker: :finger:
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Post #1480 - 19 Aug 2020, 10:05

Mum came home for a first time in a while this morning, clearly hungover. Clutching a near empty whisky bottle too.

She had the temerity to throw it at me - thankfully it missed - when I dared to ask her about how there came to be seven Thompson Twins, and would they be septuplets?

She rambled something about extreme pain, a Caesarian and how she wished I'd been cut open and left for dead years ago, too. :grrr: :radged:
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