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Post #1121 - 08 Jan 2020, 09:15

Right Said Fred » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:49 am wrote:
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Scouse benefit cheats. :grrr:


offside to fuckery!! :grrr:
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Post #1122 - 08 Jan 2020, 19:42

The helicopter's due in anytime. :(
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Post #1123 - 08 Jan 2020, 20:01

Greasy Roads » Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:42 pm wrote:The helicopter's due in anytime. :(

Maybe it'll drop you off a striker. :grin:
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Post #1124 - 08 Jan 2020, 20:55

routemaster » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:01 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:42 pm wrote:The helicopter's due in anytime. :(

Maybe it'll drop you off a striker. :grin:

Who needs strikers? :villa:
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Post #1125 - 08 Jan 2020, 20:58

Greasy Roads » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:55 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:01 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:42 pm wrote:The helicopter's due in anytime. :(

Maybe it'll drop you off a striker. :grin:

Who needs strikers? :villa:

Three more halves to go, you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #1126 - 08 Jan 2020, 22:00

How the fuck did we not win that? :angry:

Stats:

Leicester 1-1 Villa

Possession 70% - 30%
Shots 21-3
Shots on target 6-1
Corners 11-0

:wtf:
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Post #1127 - 09 Jan 2020, 08:20

I'm a bit hoarse this morning after singing:

Fuck off Leicester!

Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that!

and

Jamie Vardy, your wife is a slag!

for an hour a half last night. :villa:
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Post #1128 - 09 Jan 2020, 10:59

Greasy Roads » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:20 am wrote:I'm a bit hoarse this morning after singing:

Fuck off Leicester!

Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that!

and

Jamie Vardy, your wife is a slag!

for an hour a half last night. :villa:

Good. Hopefully it will develop into full blown laryngitis. :grrr:
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Post #1129 - 09 Jan 2020, 16:03

Anger as aliens appear at ancient site in Cornwall.

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornw ... te-3717447




Shame it wasn't real aliens rather than just graffiti :angry:

Also if they did have to appear in any backward place,, at least in Teesside they could have zapped Routemaster :wanker: (or abducted him and experimented on him for the rest of his sorry days), and done us all a favour. :grrr:
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Post #1130 - 20 Jan 2020, 23:53

Some thieving cunt has nicked my bike. :duh:

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Fuckin' goddamn hell!!!!! I want my bike back!!!!!! Some riders are gearhead types who want/need a new bike every season, but I am not one of those . . . I find a bike I like, and (normally) ride it until it breaks down. I mean look at Mrs Juicy, I've been riding her for years and she's still going strong, but I shall not be able to impregnate her again till my bike is returned. :cry2:
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Post #1131 - 25 Jan 2020, 07:14

I've just put the radio on and the fucking Cock-toes are playing. :radged:
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Post #1132 - 26 Jan 2020, 00:33

^^^If you like I could send some of my boys round to them to have a quiet word in their shell-likes (and smash the dj responsible's hands into mush with a claw hammer).
It would be the right and proper thing to do....
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Post #1133 - 26 Jan 2020, 00:54

I would be careful about being on the same road (or sidewalk) as a bus. Just saying. :)
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Post #1135 - 30 Jan 2020, 23:12


Vot a piece of shit, I shall not be buying ze Morgan Plus 6 for € 141,055 because of poor brakes and an air-bag that is not there. I voz only doing 120 in a 40 so it is not my fault. Lucky me I voz rushed from my plight to Utrecht General where they made me well. Neuken ze Morgan kutten, I'm off to buy a Renault. :angry:
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Post #1136 - 30 Jan 2020, 23:40

It's the tree I feel sorry for.
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Post #1137 - 31 Jan 2020, 03:03

Woppo » 07 Sep 2019, 07:32 wrote:Acacias. Coming over here from Africa and taking over the jobs of the local trees. :angry:


Quoted post seems a vulgar 'cut and paste' job, to me.

Bit of a let-down, Wopman. :(

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Post #1138 - 01 Feb 2020, 22:59

I've got a terrible cold coming on, real flu-like. I do feel queer. :(
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Post #1139 - 02 Feb 2020, 05:59

Chronic diarrhea and hemorrhoids :lol:

Monday morning i'll stop drinking, for a while... :rolleyes:
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Post #1140 - 02 Feb 2020, 07:06

Völlïg Scrötäl » Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:59 am wrote:Chronic diarrhea and hemorrhoids :lol:

I've often suspected you're full of shit.
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