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Post #1081 - 30 Oct 2019, 10:32

I have a three year old oak tree in my garden. This summer it got mildew on its newest growth of leaves (top 8 or 9 leaves). Some well meaning hippy in a facebook group told me "don't worry. Mother Nature will deal with it. Whatever you do don't poison Mother Nature with a load of chemical shit". So I took the hippy's advice and as a result all the leaves have fallen off. :wtf:
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Post #1082 - 30 Oct 2019, 14:02

CrossdressedHector » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:32 am wrote: So I took the hippy's advice and as a result all the leaves have fallen off. :wtf:

It's Autumn, you thick kut. :wanker:
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Post #1083 - 03 Nov 2019, 02:30

This

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No wonder this photo didn't make the album cover. :wanker: :grrr:
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Post #1084 - 03 Nov 2019, 08:19

Sonofsmegma » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:30 am wrote:This

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No wonder this photo didn't make the album cover. :wanker: :grrr:

They were hurrying before the bus ran them down. :huh:
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Post #1085 - 03 Nov 2019, 08:35

StuckupPercy » Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:19 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:30 am wrote:This

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No wonder this photo didn't make the album cover. :wanker: :grrr:

They were hurrying before the bus ran them down. :huh:

The driver would surely have been commended for services to the music industry. :)
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Post #1086 - 03 Nov 2019, 16:41

If only George Martin would have been in the line it could have been a quinella...missed opportunity :shake:
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Post #1087 - 27 Nov 2019, 19:19

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I've got trigger finger as the asylum seeker next door found out. :)
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Post #1088 - 27 Nov 2019, 23:28

Buys Curios » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:19 pm wrote:Image

I've got trigger finger as the asylum seeker next door found out. :)


Nice toe-nail varnish, B-C, is it off QVC? :)
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Post #1089 - 03 Dec 2019, 15:32

I've just had an email from Not For Profit Funerals. :grrr:
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Post #1090 - 03 Dec 2019, 15:55

Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:32 pm wrote:I've just had an email from Not For Profit Funerals. :grrr:

They must have heard you were having a day out in London. :laugh:
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Post #1091 - 04 Dec 2019, 09:56

routemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:55 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:32 pm wrote:I've just had an email from Not For Profit Funerals. :grrr:

They must have heard you were having a day out in London. :laugh:

...or else that he drove a Morgan.
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Post #1092 - 08 Dec 2019, 03:02

According to modern 'self-styled' science, electrons sprout out from nothingness.

Also sprach Nyarlathothep.

I deem them 'apprentice sorcerers'.

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Post #1093 - 08 Dec 2019, 08:44

Völlïg Scrötäl » Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:02 am wrote:According to modern 'self-styled' science, electrons sprout out from nothingness.

Also sprach Nyarlathothep.

I deem them 'apprentice sorcerers'.

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Anyone? :shrug:
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Post #1094 - 11 Dec 2019, 17:28

I think my computer has been hacked. :villa:
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Post #1095 - 11 Dec 2019, 19:00

routemaster » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:28 pm wrote:I think my computer has been hacked. :villa:

I can see no evidence for this. Stop whining or it will be a ban.

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Post #1096 - 11 Dec 2019, 19:08

dannynomates » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:00 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:28 pm wrote:I think my computer has been hacked. :villa:

I can see no evidence for this. Stop whining or it will be a ban.

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Who's that cunt? Looks like you've had the same trouble. :D
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Post #1097 - 14 Dec 2019, 08:29

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This went down badly when the vicar and his family came round last night for a Christmas drink. :(
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Post #1098 - 14 Dec 2019, 10:40

Can anyone tell me who this photo is actually of?
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Seems to me that anytime someone wants to post an example of a complete and utter cunt, they post a photo of this folically challenged 4 eyed geezer.
It might be being a little harsh, in real life he may not be a complete and utter cunt.
But then again, I could be wrong.
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Post #1099 - 14 Dec 2019, 13:47

Greasy Roads » Sat Dec 14, 2019 7:29 am wrote:Image

This went down badly when the vicar and his family came round last night for a Christmas drink. :(

Greasy Roads warned for posting images of cards with excessive profanity.

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Post #1100 - 14 Dec 2019, 16:55

dannynomates » Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:47 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Dec 14, 2019 7:29 am wrote:Image

This went down badly when the vicar and his family came round last night for a Christmas drink. :(

Greasy Roads warned for posting images of cards with excessive profanity.

Dan

FFS. :grrr:
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