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Post #101 - **21 Mar 2019, 21:11**

Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:08 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:03 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:58 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:50 pm wrote:Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

She (Millie) doesn't care for San Mig, so that idea would be ridiculous.

You've tried her on it then?

Well actually it was Perlenbacher from Lidl, San Mig is far too expensive for a cat. Basically I don't think she's a beer fan. :shrug:

Post #102 - **21 Mar 2019, 21:25**

routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:11 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:08 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:03 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:58 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:50 pm wrote:Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

She (Millie) doesn't care for San Mig, so that idea would be ridiculous.

You've tried her on it then?

Well actually it was Perlenbacher from Lidl, San Mig is far too expensive for a cat. Basically I don't think she's a beer fan.

What a fucking cheapskate, getting the cat beer from Lidl. :grrr:

Post #103 - **21 Mar 2019, 21:34**

Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:25 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:11 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:08 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:03 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:58 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:50 pm wrote:Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

She (Millie) doesn't care for San Mig, so that idea would be ridiculous.

You've tried her on it then?

Well actually it was Perlenbacher from Lidl, San Mig is far too expensive for a cat. Basically I don't think she's a beer fan.

What a fucking cheapskate, getting the cat beer from Lidl.

They claim it's as good as Heineken, it's not like I'm offering her fucking Banks's Mild. :angry:

Post #104 - **21 Mar 2019, 21:36**

Once a. cunt, always a.cunt :wanker:

I'm afraid there, GR, with Routemaster :angry:

Post #105 - **21 Mar 2019, 21:41**

Sonofsmegma » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:36 pm wrote:Once a. cunt, always a.cunt I'm afraid there, GR, with Routemaster

Warning to Sonofsmegma for excessive profanity and interrupting an interesting discussion.

Dan

Post #106 - **21 Mar 2019, 21:49**

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Post #107 - **21 Mar 2019, 22:04**

Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:49 pm wrote:I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar. :devil:

Post #108 - **21 Mar 2019, 22:17**

routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:04 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:49 pm wrote:I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Post #109 - **21 Mar 2019, 22:38**

Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:04 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:49 pm wrote:I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered? :rolleyes:

Post #110 - **21 Mar 2019, 22:44**

routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:04 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:49 pm wrote:I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

That wallpaper looks shit. :wtf:

Post #111 - **21 Mar 2019, 22:47**

Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:44 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:04 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:49 pm wrote:I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

That wallpaper looks shit.

FFS!

Post #112 - **21 Mar 2019, 22:50**

routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:47 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:44 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:04 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:49 pm wrote:I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

That wallpaper looks shit.

FFS!

And tidy your fucking desk up. :angry:

Post #113 - **21 Mar 2019, 23:05**

Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:50 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:47 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:44 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:04 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:49 pm wrote:I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

That wallpaper looks shit.

FFS!

And tidy your fucking desk up.

Post #114 - **25 Mar 2019, 07:39**

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

Post #115 - **25 Mar 2019, 09:39**

Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:39 am wrote:

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out. :wtf:

Post #116 - **25 Mar 2019, 11:56**

routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:39 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:39 am wrote:

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS. :grrr:

Post #117 - **25 Mar 2019, 12:14**

Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:56 am wrote:
routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:39 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:39 am wrote:

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

Post #118 - **25 Mar 2019, 12:26**

routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:14 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:56 am wrote:
routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:39 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:39 am wrote:

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

Well, do I ever tell you to sort your driving out? :angry:

Post #119 - **25 Mar 2019, 12:48**

Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:26 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:14 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:56 am wrote:
routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:39 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:39 am wrote:

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

Well, do I ever tell you to sort your driving out?

Erm, yes. And you criticise my wallpaper and desk tidiness. :grrr:

Post #120 - **25 Mar 2019, 15:41**

routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:48 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:26 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:14 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:56 am wrote:
routemaster » Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:39 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:39 am wrote:

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

Well, do I ever tell you to sort your driving out?

Erm, yes. And you criticise my wallpaper and desk tidiness.

Are you sure that wasn't Jim Skidder? I've noticed he often criticises you. As does SoS for that matter. :mellow: