[routemaster]

Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

She (Millie) doesn't care for San Mig, so that idea would be ridiculous.

You've tried her on it then?

Well actually it was Perlenbacher from Lidl, San Mig is far too expensive for a cat. Basically I don't think she's a beer fan.

[Greasy Roads]

Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

She (Millie) doesn't care for San Mig, so that idea would be ridiculous.

You've tried her on it then?

Well actually it was Perlenbacher from Lidl, San Mig is far too expensive for a cat. Basically I don't think she's a beer fan.

What a fucking cheapskate, getting the cat beer from Lidl.

[routemaster]

Can't this cat go out and chase hedgehogs or something?

Can't you put his San Miguel in a saucer you cruel cunt?

She (Millie) doesn't care for San Mig, so that idea would be ridiculous.

You've tried her on it then?

Well actually it was Perlenbacher from Lidl, San Mig is far too expensive for a cat. Basically I don't think she's a beer fan.

What a fucking cheapskate, getting the cat beer from Lidl.

They claim it's as good as Heineken, it's not like I'm offering her fucking Banks's Mild.

[Sonofsmegma]

Once a. cunt, always a.cunt I'm afraid there, GR, with Routemaster

[dannynomates]

Once a. cunt, always a.cunt I'm afraid there, GR, with Routemaster

Warning to Sonofsmegma for excessive profanity and interrupting an interesting discussion.

Dan

[Greasy Roads]

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

[routemaster]

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

[Greasy Roads]

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

[routemaster]

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

[Greasy Roads]

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

That wallpaper looks shit.

[routemaster]

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

That wallpaper looks shit.

FFS!

[Greasy Roads]

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

That wallpaper looks shit.

FFS!

And tidy your fucking desk up.

[routemaster]

I think she'd find Banks's mild more palatable than that foreign muck.

Piss weak, I'm going to try her on a proper Northern drink, a drop of Theakston's Old Peculiar.

It'll be coming out of both ends.

Does she look fucking bothered?

That wallpaper looks shit.

FFS!

And tidy your fucking desk up.

[Greasy Roads]

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

[routemaster]

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

[Greasy Roads]

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

[routemaster]

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

[Greasy Roads]

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

Well, do I ever tell you to sort your driving out?

[routemaster]

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

Well, do I ever tell you to sort your driving out?

Erm, yes. And you criticise my wallpaper and desk tidiness.

[Greasy Roads]

George enjoyed the England game on Friday.

What a terrible picture, you want to sort your brightness out.

Stop moaning, FFS.

Well, do I ever tell you to sort your driving out?

Erm, yes. And you criticise my wallpaper and desk tidiness.

Are you sure that wasn't Jim Skidder? I've noticed he often criticises you. As does SoS for that matter.