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Post #1101 - 15 May 2020, 10:08

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This is my mom. She was a bit of a hooker back in the day. :)
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Post #1102 - 16 May 2020, 07:33

I have managed to fix the misfire on GF Jnr's car. :)
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Post #1103 - 16 May 2020, 08:26

Greasy Roads » Sat May 16, 2020 7:33 am wrote:I have managed to fix the misfire on GF Jnr's car. :)

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Post #1104 - 29 May 2020, 07:34

It is our 4th wedding anniversary today. We've shared a bottle of champagne, had a lovely meal (even if, as chef, I say so myself), looked through wedding photos, listened to albums that we particularly enjoyed back then (not The Fall, obviously) and shared lots of memories with friends on Facebook.

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Post #1105 - 29 May 2020, 17:05

Happy anniversary to you both, Steve. We will be marking our 31st in a few weeks. Got a little cabin reserved way out in the middle of nowhere in Western Minnesota for a change of pace and a damned good impregnating. :)
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Post #1106 - 29 May 2020, 17:09

JuicyEric » Fri May 29, 2020 5:05 pm wrote:Happy anniversary to you both, Steve. We will be marking our 31st in a few weeks. Got a little cabin reserved way out in the middle of nowhere in Western Minnesota for a change of pace and a damned good impregnating. :)

Cheers Eric. :)

Hope things calm down in Minnesota. :mellow:

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Post #1107 - 29 May 2020, 18:20

Steve70nearly » Fri May 29, 2020 5:09 pm wrote:
JuicyEric » Fri May 29, 2020 5:05 pm wrote:Happy anniversary to you both, Steve. We will be marking our 31st in a few weeks. Got a little cabin reserved way out in the middle of nowhere in Western Minnesota for a change of pace and a damned good impregnating. :)

Cheers Eric. :)

Hope things calm down in Minnesota. :mellow:

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Post #1108 - 31 May 2020, 16:04

I've just had the best text message ever. :party2:
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Post #1109 - 31 May 2020, 16:10

:clap:

you deserve good news! :)
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Post #1110 - 31 May 2020, 16:17

:clap: Great stuff RM!
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Post #1111 - 31 May 2020, 16:18

Does this mean you'll be back at work tomorrow? :)
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Post #1112 - 31 May 2020, 16:24

Thanks everyone, it's quite a weight off my mind. They were very quick replying. :)



Jim Skidder » Sun May 31, 2020 4:18 pm wrote:Does this mean you'll be back at work tomorrow? :)

No you cunt, they've covered my shift already so a bit of what they don't know won't hurt. Plus I want to get my leg sorted. :angry:
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Post #1113 - 31 May 2020, 16:32

routemaster » Sun May 31, 2020 4:24 pm wrote:Thanks everyone, it's quite a weight off my mind. They were very quick replying. :)

So easy to spoof that NHS number. :snigger:
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Post #1114 - 31 May 2020, 16:38

I disagree! The National Lottery has several safety measures in place and if they've contacted RM with good news, you can rely on the fact that both RM and Inland Revenue have been notified.
Now if only his health allows him to enjoy his substantial winnings...
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Post #1115 - 31 May 2020, 16:42

Greasy Roads » Sun May 31, 2020 4:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun May 31, 2020 4:24 pm wrote:Thanks everyone, it's quite a weight off my mind. They were very quick replying. :)

So easy to spoof that NHS number. :snigger:

:grrr:
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Post #1116 - 31 May 2020, 18:03

routemaster » Sun May 31, 2020 3:24 pm wrote:Thanks everyone, it's quite a weight off my mind. They were very quick replying. :)



Jim Skidder » Sun May 31, 2020 4:18 pm wrote:Does this mean you'll be back at work tomorrow? :)

No you cunt, they've covered my shift already so a bit of what they don't know won't hurt. Plus I want to get my leg sorted. :angry:


Yet another of the thousands and millions happy to be paid for sitting back during these times :wanker:

When it's time for me to get a job I'll actually work hard. :angry:
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Post #1117 - 31 May 2020, 18:23

Sonofsmegma » Sun May 31, 2020 6:03 pm wrote:
When it's time for me to get a job I'll actually work hard. :angry:

You'll never know the meaning of the word "work". :grrr:
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Post #1118 - 04 Jun 2020, 17:15

I have been asked by the boss at work to write a weekly motivational piece of poetry or such like in the toilet for employees having a piss or a shit.
I have thus been appointed as the brewery poet laureate! :grin:

This is the one for next week.


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Post #1119 - 04 Jun 2020, 19:45

I thought I'd try some brewery work,
I've given it a punt,
No-one seems to like me here,
They think that I'm a cunt.

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Post #1120 - 04 Jun 2020, 20:11

Greasy Roads » 25 minutes ago wrote:I thought I'd try some brewery work,
I've given it a punt,
No-one seems to like me here,
They think that I'm a cunt.

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I am well-liked at my work, so that won't work. Cunt. :angry:
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