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Post #81 - 24 Apr 2020, 18:23

Nowt.

i have put on a few pounds and I have decided to go on a diet.

I am cutting out food.

:drink:
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Post #82 - 24 Apr 2020, 18:25

Happy Jack » Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:23 pm wrote:Nowt.

i have put on a few pounds and I have decided to go on a diet.

I am cutting out food.

:drink:

I'll have your share. :)
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Post #83 - 24 Apr 2020, 18:35

Kleenex Cesarewitch » Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:25 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:23 pm wrote:Nowt.

i have put on a few pounds and I have decided to go on a diet.

I am cutting out food.

:drink:

I'll have your share. :)

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Enjoy. :grin:
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Post #84 - 28 Apr 2020, 23:46

Ersatz Cous-Cous cooked by my mummy.

A Moroccan would never eat it, of course, but he would possibly lapidate her. :grin:

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Post #85 - 04 May 2020, 08:40

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Worcester restaurant launches super hot curry challenge to raise money for the NHS. :)
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Post #86 - 24 May 2020, 07:39

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A late night snack. :drool:
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Post #87 - 24 May 2020, 07:54

11 stone 11Ib

Anorexia works

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Post #88 - 24 May 2020, 11:12

How did that fat cunt post when he’s banned? :wtf:
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Post #89 - 24 May 2020, 11:54

StuckupPercy » Sun May 24, 2020 11:12 am wrote:How did that fat cunt post when he’s banned? :wtf:

I was meant to take the daughter to the park but I will investigate instead.

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Post #90 - 18 Jun 2020, 13:28

Toast and tomato with loads of pepper and sea salt. :)
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Post #91 - 18 Jun 2020, 14:17

Happy Jack » Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:28 pm wrote:Toast and tomato with loads of pepper and sea salt. :)

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You should eat some proper food.
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Post #92 - 29 Jun 2020, 16:54

My diet has gone very well. i have lost a stone in weight on a diet made up of a tin of Heinz lentil soup each day. (The other calories coming from cider. One of your 5-a-day. :huh: )
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Add a few crushed chillis and some curry powder and, voila, you have a lovely low calorie Dhal curry. A bit of toast completes the meal.

Now moving into my Corn Flakes phase.
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Some red-top skimmed milk adds to this nutricious meal packed with essential vitamins and minerals.

As a treat I have the occasional low-fat Edam mini babybel.
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More diet tips to come.

I think there could be a book in this. :)
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Post #93 - 29 Jun 2020, 17:15

Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:54 pm wrote:
Now moving into my Corn Flakes phase.
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Some red-top skimmed milk adds to this nutricious meal packed with essential vitamins and minerals.


Red top skimmed milk is like fucking dish-water, there's much more nutrition and vitamins in green top. :huh:
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Post #94 - 29 Jun 2020, 17:42

StuckupPercy » 24 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:54 pm wrote:
Now moving into my Corn Flakes phase.
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Some red-top skimmed milk adds to this nutricious meal packed with essential vitamins and minerals.


Red top skimmed milk is like fucking dish-water, there's much more nutrition and vitamins in green top. :huh:


i know I know. I have tried it before. It is shit. A rash move by me in Penrith Morrisons today. It was my dinner break and I still had to queue at the tobacco counter for 3 packs of American Spirit rolling tobacco,
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(another essential part of the diet - it is made by the Red Indians with only natural ingredients, so another healthy option) and I was rushing because there are always stupid cunts deliberating over which scratch cards to select. :grrr:

Green top it is from now on. :)

(i will credit you with this information in the upcoming book.)
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Post #95 - 29 Jun 2020, 18:41

Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:54 pm wrote:My diet has gone very well. i have lost a stone in weight on a diet made up of a tin of Heinz lentil soup each day. (The other calories coming from cider. One of your 5-a-day. :huh: ) As a treat I have the occasional low-fat Edam mini babybel.
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More diet tips to come.

I think there could be a book in this. :)

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http://upgradethishuman.com/babybel-burgers/

Give yourself a proper treat and try this. :drool:
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Post #96 - 29 Jun 2020, 18:49

Kleenex Cesarewitch » 5 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:54 pm wrote:My diet has gone very well. i have lost a stone in weight on a diet made up of a tin of Heinz lentil soup each day. (The other calories coming from cider. One of your 5-a-day. :huh: ) As a treat I have the occasional low-fat Edam mini babybel.
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More diet tips to come.

I think there could be a book in this. :)

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http://upgradethishuman.com/babybel-burgers/

Give yourself a proper treat and try this. :drool:


That's an abomination. It's Cheese and Murder.
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Post #97 - 29 Jun 2020, 18:57

Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:49 pm wrote:
Kleenex Cesarewitch » 5 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:54 pm wrote:My diet has gone very well. i have lost a stone in weight on a diet made up of a tin of Heinz lentil soup each day. (The other calories coming from cider. One of your 5-a-day. :huh: ) As a treat I have the occasional low-fat Edam mini babybel.
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More diet tips to come.

I think there could be a book in this. :)

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http://upgradethishuman.com/babybel-burgers/

Give yourself a proper treat and try this. :drool:


That's an abomination. It's Cheese and Murder.
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:grrr:

Ooh they look like bulls bollocks with spunk inside them, how yummy. :snigger:
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Post #98 - 29 Jun 2020, 19:18

Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:49 pm wrote:
Kleenex Cesarewitch » 5 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:54 pm wrote:My diet has gone very well. i have lost a stone in weight on a diet made up of a tin of Heinz lentil soup each day. (The other calories coming from cider. One of your 5-a-day. :huh: ) As a treat I have the occasional low-fat Edam mini babybel.
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More diet tips to come.

I think there could be a book in this. :)

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http://upgradethishuman.com/babybel-burgers/

Give yourself a proper treat and try this. :drool:


That's an abomination. It's Cheese and Murder.
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:grrr:

The cheese is optional.
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Post #99 - 30 Jun 2020, 18:07

Enjoying a bowl of cornflakes and a Bishop's Finger. :)
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Post #100 - 30 Jun 2020, 19:40

Happy Jack » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:07 pm wrote:Enjoying a bowl of cornflakes and a Bishop's Finger. :)

:)
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